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Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”
Why does this not have any notes?
lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”
“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”
“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”
Easter is on 4/20 are you going to praise it or blaze it
the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.
writing an essay then re-reading it before turning it in